5 gallons of paint, 2 trips

paint is heavier than you think

guy in truck: "hey! are you delivering that pizza?!?!"

me: "um, to my house"

guy in truck: "sweet!! what pizza place are you from? who delivers pizza on a bike?!"

me: "well, none that i know of..."

it's a good thing i found some string, because my bungee cord was not long enough for this task