red wine is packed with antioxidants and is also tasty. don't forget the wine.

when you plant 6 broccoli plants in your garden, you are going to get tired of eating broccoli for dinner, and you are going to want to share

get on bike. ride 2.6 miles to pumpkin patch. pick out pumpkins. ride home. make cupcakes.

12:19pm - leave hotel room

12:32pm - arrive at Black Sheep, drink bloody marys

2:23pm - leave Black Sheep, go with sister to shop, give thumbs up to purchase, load it up

3:06pm - stop at liquor store, get champagne and Bud Light

3:20pm - arrive back at hotel room, put on Motley Crue, open champagne

always return your books to the library on time. and always stay hydrated.

when you go to a quinceanera, you must bring a pinata, and you must put lots of candy in it, and everyone will be your friend.

step 1: load second bike into bike box

step 2: load bike box onto front rack



step 3: ride bike to airport and fly with boxed bike to new location

step 4: build boxed bike at airport in new location and ride away happily